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Every year San Francisco hosts a literary event called Litquake.  For one glorious week there are a glut of events one can attend.  This year, Joslyn and I pulled it together to make it to Lit Crawl.  During the course of the evening, I found myself in an alley listening to artists recite haikus about the city’s public transportation system.

Image courtesy of Joslyn

The haiku format inspired Joslyn and I to come up with our own haikus:

Tactful Haikus About Petty Grievances

Why do you call me
When texting is the sole way
I tolerate you

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When you feel less pain
And flush your extra killers
It makes my heart hurt

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Crack ho on the bus
Grazed my shoulder with her crotch
And now I have it

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Bounced baby so much
He upchucked all on my face
Tasted bestie’s milk

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S.N.A.G.S. be on your toes
If I see your ponybun
I will cut it off

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Hey Cali drivers
When it’s your turn at a stop
Fucking drive your car

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When given the choice
I’d rather pee in my pants
Than a Honey Pot

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